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I actually think this is the longest week ever. And Monday was a holiday.

Munch exhibited an earlier version of this work, “The Voice / Summer Night,” in 1893 to accompany a series called “The Frieze of Life.”

This nonchalant beauty in the foreground? Milly Thaulow, Munch’s cousin’s wife, who took his virginity at 22. YEESH, I bet Munch’s family get togethers were awkward as hell. Explains why she looks sinful as all get out though. Get it, girl!

This guy Gray Malin designed and arranged one thousand inner tubes in a Spanish pool. This will be about the one time I’m alright with a day hat, as long as it comes with that beautiful drink.

This Dutch duo Lernert & Sanert cut 98 different foods into one inch cubes. I’m only thinking that whatever knives they’re using must be the sharpest things in the world.

You can’t actually distinguish the inside of a coconut from a radish, but your friends will think you can when you memorize the cheat sheet.

Won’t this just be the best show ever, ever, ever?

Can I go back to bed yet? And have it be the weekend? Great.

Happy Mother’s Day to all those bodacious babes out there.

Go ahead, Sharpie, hire me. 

This loose watercolor gives you a glimpse of my life right now. Except I’m not some roadside spectator, but the impatient violet sedan.