Reading all my missed texts re: plans and meet up confirmations from the comfort of my bed the next morning.
When I hear my ex complimented my lovely character to mutual friends last weekend.
It’s no secret Paul Gauguin is an awful, boring human with no friends and a condescending nature…but at least he’s able to nail a perfect boredom.
Trade out a black dog for a white one, and the chocolates for a Roku remote with Scandal, and you’ve got a pretty perfect resemblance of my Friday plans.
You can keep the chocolate in the frame.
While Richard Burton was both tumultuous and not easy on the eyes, his gift a 33.69 carat to Elizabeth Taylor certainly was.
Eyes on the prize, bbs.
Mary Cassatt’s Child Drinking Milk from around 1868 is really just me, being told to drink water in between vodka lemonades by my best friend who won’t nurse my hangover.
Further proof that Judy Garland was a total knockout.
Look at that hair!