Monthly Archives: April 2018

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Reading all my missed texts re: plans and meet up confirmations from the comfort of my bed the next morning.

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When I hear my ex complimented my lovely character to mutual friends last weekend.

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It’s no secret Paul Gauguin is an awful, boring human with no friends and a condescending nature…but at least he’s able to nail a perfect boredom.

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Trade out a black dog for a white one, and the chocolates for a Roku remote with Scandal, and you’ve got a pretty perfect resemblance of my Friday plans.

Joking.

You can keep the chocolate in the frame.

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LIFE.

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While Richard Burton was both tumultuous and not easy on the eyes, his gift a 33.69 carat to Elizabeth Taylor certainly was.

damn.

Eyes on the prize, bbs.

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Mary Cassatt’s Child Drinking Milk from around 1868 is really just me, being told to drink water in between vodka lemonades by my best friend who won’t nurse my hangover.

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Further proof that Judy Garland was a total knockout.

Look at that hair!

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TGIF, y’all.

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