Monthly Archives: October 2018

Here’s the list I’ve made in the past five minutes, scrolling through dating apps while my mom does the crossword inĀ New York TimesĀ Magazine.

– No cats.
– No solidarity filters.
– No mirrors.
– No boats/fishing photos.
– No wildlife.
– No gym mirrors.
– No “it looks like you married to the bride” photos

It’s exhausting, honestly.


When not one ex, but two exes, appear in my Bumble feed.