arthipstory

when I’m faced with…
– any/all responsibility in the workplace
– unanswered text messages that feature a read receipt
– knowing my dog is at home, curled up and napping
– bills, of any amount.

Grandma Moses on her 88th birthday is an accurate portrayal of my birthday plans this weekend. Did you know Norman Rockwell helped deliver this cake that’s decorated with tableau scenes from her own work?

Darling.

A Basquiat print is available off Wayfair. Thoughts?

It’s so beautiful, but I feel like he’d be legit “what in the fresh hell?” regarding the print being printed on a wrapped canvas in a variety of square-shaped dimensions.

Me: I’m moving in a week, and not one single box is packed.
Also me: This is my weekend…

I’m supposed to be moving in three weeks, and this is all I’ve accomplished.

Alright, I called the movers and ordered those reusable moving crates, but that is it. 

Just like this fine musician, I TOO will stop a party to correct someone (usually their grammar or overarching political views).

What they don’t know is, both this sir and I are just doing a kindness. You might say screw off now, but you’ll thank us later.