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I bet the one on the right is just stomping her size 10 foot, saying, “Get it together, ladies! It’s one, TWO, one, TWO!” Just like my spin instructor (but is the left foot one, or two? I NEVER KNOW!).

As I pack for my California vacation, I’m just going to keep this look in mind.

Like, hello?! I can’t get over the fact that Patrick Nagel exists, let alone that I am just learning about him. Like, every single nail salon I’ve ever spent an exorbitant amount of money in has had some airbrushed beauty that gives a death stare under beautiful bangs — every single one! And now I know just who to thank for my gel manicure addition.

I bet this guy’s thinking, “Somewhere out there, is Friday.”

Let this painting be a reminder to incorporate more fruit in my diet this week. Oh! Don’t forget wine. And plenty (plenty!) of ladyfingers.

I actually think this is the longest week ever. And Monday was a holiday.

Munch exhibited an earlier version of this work, “The Voice / Summer Night,” in 1893 to accompany a series called “The Frieze of Life.”

This nonchalant beauty in the foreground? Milly Thaulow, Munch’s cousin’s wife, who took his virginity at 22. YEESH, I bet Munch’s family get togethers were awkward as hell. Explains why she looks sinful as all get out though. Get it, girl!

This guy Gray Malin designed and arranged one thousand inner tubes in a Spanish pool. This will be about the one time I’m alright with a day hat, as long as it comes with that beautiful drink.

This Dutch duo Lernert & Sanert cut 98 different foods into one inch cubes. I’m only thinking that whatever knives they’re using must be the sharpest things in the world.

You can’t actually distinguish the inside of a coconut from a radish, but your friends will think you can when you memorize the cheat sheet.