Won’t this just be the best show ever, ever, ever?
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makin' art real talk
monday
Can I go back to bed yet? And have it be the weekend? Great.
mother’s day
Happy Mother’s Day to all those bodacious babes out there.
bachelorette party
Go ahead, Sharpie, hire me.
rush hr
This loose watercolor gives you a glimpse of my life right now. Except I’m not some roadside spectator, but the impatient violet sedan.
What I’d give for this woman to be equipped with a Tinder account, swiping right on this staring loser vampire.
#WantThatHair
Go ahead and just charge every part of this look to my credit card. The red windbreaker material isn’t quite up to my speed, but with that fur trim and well-coiffed top knot?! What the hell.
in the loge
How much do you love being able to spy the guy in the background checkin’ out our leading lady in Mary Cassatt’s “In the Loge”? I mean, happens to me all the time, so props to girlfriend. She’s doing a phenomenal job looking just too busy and beautiful for all that Peeping-Tom-foolery.
women furiously praying
I don’t even know how many times I need to ask, Mallory, but seriously, can you go ahead and hire me? I’ve always wanted to be a woeful writer in New York. There’s something so romantic about it. I barely care about the rat:person ratio in the subway. I do care significantly about wearing black, Paintbox manicures, and saying quippy remarks to alluring strangers at the myriad of openings I imagine attending.
Until then, dear one, I’ll continue singing your praises on this grand soapbox. Read the remaining images from “Women Praying Furiously in Art History” here.
ok before we start this prayer
everyone remember
you hate god
you hate food
you hate everyone in this room
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I SAID
I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW
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