Remember that time yesterday when I discovered Mallory Ortberg? Well, I’m about to develop a love for her that is similar to Suri’s Burn Book for Kiernan Shipka. And her posts continue to bring sparkle and hilarity to this domain, so I say, let it shine.
what dead girl
i don’t even know what you mean
this girl was here when we got here
she wanted us to stand on her
yeah that was like all she could talk about
“please stand on me”
so don’t worry it’s very normal what we’re doing here
hey guys hey come on in just come right on in i’m so glad you’re here by yourselves just the two of you
we’re going to have such a good normal time in this cave together
yeah so just drink out of this cup and then something will happen after that i guess
Actually, though, Mallory — you are magic. Guest post ASAP, plz…I’ll send cookies.
Read the rest of her wondrous article, “Normal Moments in Art History with no Murder,” here.