Let my Mallory Ortberg obsession continue…
Read the full article, “Art History: 500 Years of Women Ignoring Men,” here.
“Oh, my God, Tess, don’t encourage him. You’re terrrrrible.”
“No, I’m serious! That was so good! Can you play another one? You’re, like, really good at this.”
“I would love to go out tonight but I’m…I’m dying.” [coughs weakly into handkerchief]
“Oh, my God.”
“Yeah. It’s consumption, so.”
“I’m so sorry.”
“No, it’s fine.”
“I will stay and nurse you.”
“No, you won’t.”
“Hi, sorry, this is a women-only balcony.”
“Women’s balcony, sorry.”
“Male balcony’s over there, this balcony is all-women, sorry!”
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