plz, call me ansel

I spent some time glorifying Hugo Cifuentes, a legitimate photographer earlier this week. A promise is a promise, so I’ll stick to my word and poke fun at my high school portfolio.

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Wow, a pair of PIGEONS.

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Baskets of apples. Both autumnal and ingenious.

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A country fence. That’s just pristine.

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You get it, though? The restaurant was called MEMORIES and it’s not open. Soooo creative!

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Harry Caray is referencing my photo career, obviously.

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I mean, the marquee WITH a festive cornstalk arrangement?! That composition is brilliant, if I do say so myself.

Do photographers get signed? Lemme grab a pen.

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