I spent some time glorifying Hugo Cifuentes, a legitimate photographer earlier this week. A promise is a promise, so I’ll stick to my word and poke fun at my high school portfolio.
Wow, a pair of PIGEONS.
Baskets of apples. Both autumnal and ingenious.
A country fence. That’s just pristine.
You get it, though? The restaurant was called MEMORIES and it’s not open. Soooo creative!
Harry Caray is referencing my photo career, obviously.
I mean, the marquee WITH a festive cornstalk arrangement?! That composition is brilliant, if I do say so myself.
Do photographers get signed? Lemme grab a pen.