spectacular hats

Mallory Ortberg is actually like my Winged Nike of Samothrace. But with a head. And a beautiful, hilarious brain.

hat

oh you do go on
tell me what else you like about my hat

hat1

 

so many places to wear the hat
so many enemies to show up

hat3

 

i don’t need to smile with a hat like this

hat2

 

the hat was dyed in the blood of other, lesser hats

 

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