This is what a punched-in Monet looks like.

If you want to believe a story (insert underprepared Serial joke here), Andrew Shannon told the cops he “felt faint” before falling into the painting. But no missing Best Buy phone booth here, dear reader: Camera footage shows Shannon deliberately punching in the work, valued at ten million dollars.

I’ll tell you what: my eloquent pacifist nature aside, I would want something more than five years in prison for something worth that much. I would want, um…TEN MILLION DOLLARS.

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