3 puppies, plz

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I found this coloring book and, lo and behold!, I discovered a Gauguin that doesn’t make me double over with nausea. (BTW: Kudos to the editor who permitted the dozen or so naked women to appear in to a book clearly meant for children. If someone pitched a Gauguin book idea to me, I would’ve put it in the trash.)

Still Life with Three Puppies is, like I said, one of the only pictures that doesn’t use the seductive glares of naked chicks. Gauguin displays not being the sharpest knife in the drawer by painting a shallow perspective and zero depth, but whatever, these puppies be real cute. 

Speaking of cute puppies, mine chose to whine in front of the flight attendant while  his carrier. She made me pay for him.  THAT’S LIKE, 4 SOULCYCLES, OMAR!

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