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Let me get this straight: Nicholas Rolin, pictured above in this Jan van Eyck work, was said to be part of a triple marriage between his mother, her two sons, and the daughters of the bridegroom.

I’m not afraid to say that I just had to look up the definition of bridegroom (the Google search yielded a bunch of images about a VERY SAD movie…something about love being cut short from a “misstep of the side of a roof.” *700 WIDE-EYED EMOJIS HERE*

This means that the stepsiblings by marriage of Rolin’s mom and this guy were going to be…husbands and wives? Am I right? Here’s actually a time I wouldn’t mind being wrong because…yikes.

That makes Brady Bunch look totally, totally normal.

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