Y’all, it’s almost 5pm on Friday, and you know what that means: happy hour a gosh-darn nap til Sunday!

I will tell you, however, that x-rays reveal a DOG beneath the UNICORN. And before its serious restoration, it looked like THIS:


Thank goodness, as I much, MUCH prefer my dressed-up dog to any sort of writing.

Though, PS: Am I seriously supposed to believe we couldn’t all tell that was a dog from those crazy ears? We needed an x-ray?!

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