Gentle midweek reminder that staying at home on my your ONE’S couch hoping my your ONE’S UberEats delivery guy will be both a 6’4″ BABE and a nonchalant postdoctoral candidate won’t actually be a thing.

Or like, hoping for exciting, “big deal” projects will land on my ONE’S desk when, lol, I’ve been past due on everything required.

Kidding. Kind of.

Go get ’em tiger. It’s a new month!…or something.

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