I was a regular at a place for awhile whose bartender would add Old Bay to their homemade chips for me, and I was in loveeeeee.
Then, LIKE AN IDIOT, I said yes to going on a date with him and he turned into an actual dumbo. The worst, truly; congratulations on never going to college, dude. Like, impressive. Oh, you’re in a band?! Fancy.
Which is super sad because, like, I LOVE CRAWFISH BOILS. AND NOW I CAN’T EVEN ENJOY ‘EM BC THIS MORON RUINED OLD BAY FOR ME.