People around the Internet call today Star Wars Day because the May the 4th sounds a whole lot like “May the force…”
In that they both start with two and a fraction syllables, then sure…
But then I started up looking up old Harrison Ford photos and I’m like, yes, please fill me with all your sweet, sweet nothings, sir. Tell me more about your alleged Star Wars Day.
It’s gosh darn absurd: Ford’s a fox.
What on Earth needs to happen to find 1/10 of this caliber on a Sunday afternoon? Literally: Tell me. And I will do it.