Let’s go ahead and get one thing straight: My mom is hilarious. So when she emails me this morning, and sends me a link about talking patterns, I thought, “This is great, but not again, mother! What’s with people taking all my great ideas?!”
I just love your dress
Oh uh
What’s it chenille or
Okay yeah I guess you can touch it
No Susie
I don’t want to play yo-yos
I’m into doorknobs now
Seriously Ruth-Ann
Do you have a blazer for every holiday
Jesus you’re annoying
See more even amazing captioned patterns here.
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