So apparently, this image of a gosh darn potato sold for 1.8 MILLION DOLLARS TODAY. Kevin Abosch confirmed that some businessman purchased the photograph (slash call me, plz plz plz).
Maybe what’s more impressive than this being a prime example of conspicuous consumption, is that there are three other copies of the gosh darn thing out in the world. And this guy has taken photographs of a bunch of ridiculous celebrities that are actually significant.
Abosch told the paper about the sale:
“We had two glasses of wine and he said, ‘I really like that’. Two more glasses of wine and he said: ‘I really want that.’
Yeah, dude. I feel that. But the potato I want after two glasses of wine is cut in strips and smothered in garlic cheese sauce.