madam brion

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“No, really, please continue to tell me about all the fun you had this weekend. I’ll just continue to drink my detox tea and throw daggers at you with my eyes while wishing away my double chin.”

This is actually me almost every Monday morning in the work lounge. / It’s so hard to pretend I didn’t know what you did, but I watched your Insta feed like it’s my job.

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